Ben Affleck Facts

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#1	Ben Affleck can't act.
#2	Ben Affleck can impersonate a cow while having sex with Jeniffer Lopez and still think he's a good actor.
#3	Ben Affleck's biggest influence is a toilet.
#4	Ben Affleck has a tattoo of his name on his back, that way when he looks at the tattoo he believes that he is a football player.
#5	Ben Affleck had his photo on his drivers license replaced with a picture of himself holding his driver's license.
#6	Ben Affleck started his career as a male prostitute but never got payed a cent because he moans like Ben Affleck.
#7	Ben Affleck's easiest role was in Dazed & Confused, because he played himself.
#8	Ben Affleck was offered a role in Dumb & Dumber, but he was the Dumbest, so he never got the part.
#9	Aliens once tried to probe Ben Affleck but died instead because he tried to talk to them.
#10	Ben Affleck makes his wife call out his full name before and after sex as it would appear in title and credit sequences.
#11	Ben Affleck wants to sell dolls of himself online.
#12	Ben Affleck's ass was once a stunt double for Michael Jackson and it was smoking a cigar.
#13	In 1972 two terrible events took place: Bloody Sunday and the birth of Ben Affleck.
#14	In prison, Ben Affleck was called Buttflick.
#15	Ben Affleck once tried to throw himself on the floor and missed.
#16	A man once looked inside Ben Affleck's pants. That man became Daredevil.
#17	The only big difference between a basketball and Ben Affleck is that you shoudn't kick the basketball.
#18	Some people like Ben Affleck.
#19	Satan prays to God that Ben Affleck doesn't end in Hell.
#20	Unlike most people, Ben Affleck puts his pants on 2 legs at a time. He usually falls on his face.
#21	Ben Affleck doesn't have a goatee, just a collection of male pubic hair he hasn't wiped off.
#22	Sylvia Plath was only depressed because she prophesized Ben Affleck becoming an actor.
#23	Ben Affleck walked naked down the street with a huge erection...nobody noticed.
#24	You can make Ben Affleck think he's falling by getting him to walk on a mirror outside then telling him to look down.
#25	Matt Damon touched Ben Affleck's ass once by accident. Affleck immediately got a boner.
#26	Ben Affleck's mother lost IQ when she had Ben.
#27	Ben Affleck gets lost every time he tries to go to the bathroom so he shits in his pants.
#28	Ben Affleck once told a joke and his hand got out of control and punched him.
#29	In their introductory scene in "Armagedon", Bruce Willis was urged by cast and crew to use real bullets and actually shoot and kill Ben Affleck. He refused, comparing it to shooting at a "helpless baby chimp repeatedly dropped on its skull".
#30	After Jennifer Lopez dumped Ben Affleck, he showed concern, now having no one to teach him how to read and count.