#1 |
The Baldwin brothers love orgies. But orgies don't like the Baldwin brothers. |
#2 |
Each of the Baldwin brothers tried to fight Chuck Norris. Through horrible acting, they almost succeeded and survived. Almost. |
#3 |
One of the Baldwin brothers won the prize for worst acting once. 31 people died from shock and 68 others ended up at a mental hospital, while comments such as "So now they're considered actors?" were heard all over the crowd. |
#4 |
Alec Baldwin is so full of shit he's afraid of going to the bathroom. Thus he always has tubes in his anus connected directly to the sewers. |
#5 |
The Baldwin brothers once took acting lessons from Steven Seagal. He personally threw them out after Daniel Baldwin started touching himself while playing Hamlet. |
#6 |
The congress passed a new law requeiring that every show where a Baldwin is, should come with a vomit bag per viewer. |
#7 |
Daniel Baldwin once raped a donkey but later found out it was unshaved Alec Baldwin. |
#8 |
The Baldwin brothers sleep in the same bed. |
#9 |
The Baldwin brothers made their own religion but no one joined because it requires to act in a sex scene with one of them. |
#10 |
William Baldwin made Daniel Baldwin kiss him one summer because he thought it was Sharon Stone. |
#11 |
Because Stephen Baldwin is the youngest, the other 3 brothers always made him shave their balls. That is why he looks best with a beard. |
#12 |
Daniel Baldwin is fat. |
#13 |
In order to star alongside Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin had to use a stunt double all the time. |
#14 |
There are suggestions of banning the number 4 so people don't accidentally think about the Baldwin brothers. |
#15 |
Every time the world thinks that Steven Segal is going to erupt because of his fatness he just shits another Baldwin and looses weight. |
