Devon's Ghost Review
One of those movies you won't watch 3 times (twice is off course a must 
). Now here we have a brilliant cast of pure stench, an even worse killer (he really does suck well) and unexpected action scenes. Fun for the whole family!
Former Yellow Ranger is now a squealing piggy Symphony! Name is as good as the character. You see, she was one of the 3 kids who saw little molested Devon all covered in blood. This left a deep psychological mark in her tiny brain, and that sometimes gives her nightmares which result in waking up with sounds that are more intense than giving birth to a rhino. She also has a boyfriend Craig who is absolutely disgusting. Look at that hair and those lips, prison soap material in it's finest form. The other 2 kids and her friends are:
1) Josh - former Black Ranger who got a bit chubby. Manages to whoop Devon's ass quite a few times with his brilliant high kicks and other magnificent Ranger moves. Also beats the crap out of 3 cops and manages to be the best actor here. In fact, he is quite decent and the only one that doesn't make you vomit over your lower regions, because it's natural you watch this movie naked.
2) Genesis - ah yes, a very poetic name full of deep meaning and philosophy. Tends to be quite annoying and sometimes sounds very retarded. Was it on purpose or is it her trademark? Do we give a damn? Nope.
So what is the story behind Devon? His parents were on drugs and liked to use him as a punching bag and sometimes even as a toilet. Everyone thought he got killed but was actually taken by his twisted grandma who made him watch as she killed his parents. Poor boy was bound to become a killer, and not a regular one - a super-power invincible maniac dressed as a baseball player with a bat that has a saw built in! Pee your panties in fear as you witness Devon being run over by a car and standing up without a scratch. Shocking and terrifying is this madman who will awaken the hidden and forgotten Ranger power within Symphony and Josh. Suddenly the movie will take a wild twist as these powers unfold and it won't make any sense but it will provide tons more fun.
There's also a bad news reporter Mark Miller who I had to mention it because he and a police officer have a dialogue followed by the worst background music choice I have ever heard. It doesn't fit in any way imaginable. You just have to hear it to believe it. A few other scenes also benefit from brilliant music picks, for example during a killing of a couple, an easy balladesque tune plays and is suddenly mixed with supposedly scary beats. I enjoyed it very much.
Was it really necessary to show how that guy makes a nasty number 2? Yes! Because it shows how deep and layered this movie actually is! One of the characters I forgot to mention is Freedom (what's with these names?!) who is this expert on the Devon legend. Unnecessary and idiotic but still great because of the middle-finger! Oh and almost forgot that the girls here are cheerleaders. Did you expect the typical smart girl stereotypes? Off course not, what we want is brainless and ugly whores who sell their bodies for slick moves. That brings me back to Craig. Abomination of birth he certainly is. Does have cool dance moves though, unlike me. Maybe I should ask him for tips and kill myself in the process. Well this wasn't funny, and I don't care because Devon has a bat with a saw.
So those who like Power Rangers will obviously also love this masterpiece. You have an amazingly stupid made killer and insane action sequences, what more can you want? A ghost? It's in my pants.
