Bad Movie Reviews

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A
Gold is aliens property. Don't touch.
You can watch the movie itself - that sucks, but commentary rocks.
Lance Henriksen shrinked!
Rubber, bath tubs and something that looks like a penis.
Very ugly actors and a bad astro-zombie.
B
A pile of boring flying guano.
Seagal's action bomb waiting to slap you around.
Let's have some human meat.
Philosophy never felt this good?!
Snake or no snake ?
Flamethrower burning.
C
Molested chickens and dinosaurs.
A mutant baby?!?! Well hell yeah!
I don't want to be a pirate anymore.
Green smelly feces trip.
D
Hairy, bad and funny.
Charles Bronson killing people.
Profanity with a baby touch.
Beware of the baseball bat!
F
Lorenzo Lamas and a boner.
G
Time for Toast!
This bakery looks dirty.
H
Seagal in a coma!?!?
Oakland hood zombies.
Sound vs. toilets?!?!
I
Killer bugs on ice!
Tubes, screaming and legs.
Chuck Norris rules!
K
A cute killer crocodile!
He's big, angry and horny!
M
Nothing is better than killer turd.
N
Pirates are no match for super-dad and a monkey gang.
Bananas and apes.
Jaguar Wong !!!
P
I want to eat chicken.
R
Aliens and stock footage.
Killer pedophile midget!
S
Are you master or beginner?
Stock footage killers.
Garbage bag with a skull.
T
Breasts and lesbians.
Soooo bad it's really good.
V
Nasty vampire from the hood.
W
Boring flashbacks and mental idiocy.
Z
Should have named it Moronz.

 

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