Starts off with 3 drug dealing scum bags in the woods. Okay, maybe only 2 look like scum - first guy, definitely dirt; second guy, disgusting; third guy, what in the name of smelly balls is he doing here?! I mean he looks like an average farmer. Oh well, Renegade is a great show that never seizes to amaze. So these guys need to meet up with another guy who will supposedly sell them lots of morphine, but never did they expect he is Vince's old war buddy! An experienced veteran just like Vince, but not as handsome off course. Oh, name?

EARL LYONS

Kind of gone crazy because of drugs. And he lives in the woods so I'm guessing he smells like twenty septic tanks leaked over a running marathon. He likes to inject that morphine like it's a sex cruise, and no wonder - look at the WOUNDS! There's also a nice picture with Vince in his lair and with a drug mix it tends to produce nifty war flashbacks. Unfortunately for us, the viewers, Lyons doesn't make astounding face twitching while he experiences them, but Vince goes all the way to please us. As a matter of fact, did he ever disappoint? Don't think so, it's Lorenzo Lamas we're talking about! In this very episode he explores his deep acting skills by impersonating a morphine junkie in order to get some leads. Beware, this is acting on the highest level imaginable. And he tops himself every minute, be it flashbacks or his attempts to reason with Lyons, which all together rival all "best actor" Oscar winners in the history of film. Did I exaggerate here? No! I'm telling you, this episode is brilliant and Lamas is the filthy cream of a very greasy cake with chocolate and marsh mellows. Now back to the stuff!

So who is this chap? Actor called Frederick Coffin, a brilliant talent of unfixable schlock who co-starred with Seagal in the great Hard to Kill. Here he plays a cop who automatically figures Vince is a war vet and also proves to be quite irritating as usual. Needles to say that I absolutely love this guy. No actual point for him being in the episode but who cares anyway. BAM! Now to the ever godly and fascinating Bobby Sixkiller. Here he further proves his greatness by showing 4 different ways of looking stupid and gagged at the same time!!!!

(gag 1) - astounding! Bobby is able to look like a whore and a molested boy at the same time without even showing his face. He really is A class, no doubt!

(gag 2) - here Bobby looks tired and used up, like a sex doll that has been floating around the same neighborhood for 50 years. Classy stuff.

(gag 3) - this is where Bobby fails to act like he's in pain due to massive rectal probing since we all know that he's enjoying it. Look at those eyes! Like he's saying: "This is nothing, I once dropped a soap 70 times in a row at the local redneck public showers."

(gag 4) - the final and best gag in my opinion. This close-up clearly tells us that Bobby found out the meaning of life and also realized that these sexual experiments were wrong and not in any way moral.

Oh and guess what?! Cheyenne is still a completely unnecessary character. Nothing more to say about her, except maybe that she's unattractive as usual. Want more on the back story of Vince and Lyons? A very tragic one indeed, with Lyons taking a bullet for Raines back in the war. Tears were already flowing on my cheeks but the massive flush caused Vince's telling of how he turned Lyons in because of the drugs. Naturally this resulted in conflict. Lamas acts this out with passion that equals ravishing bowel action. Oh almost forgot to mention how gay and petit Lyons looks without the makeup, observe:

So what you have here is an excellent episode packed with action, emotions and extreme acting skills. Frederick Coffin rules!