Reno Raines is cruising on the road when suddenly two cars start hitting each other. One goes off the road and ends up in a lake and Raines has no alternative but to save the person inside. Who would have guessed it was this episodes bad guy. That's what I call "script toilet wrap". Anyway the guy is called Boon and Raines introduces himself as Vincent Black. Yep, that's his new cool crap fake name. The two rough necks then have a neat dialogue which includes laughing on a lamest half-joke I probably ever heard and then going to Boon's place for dinner. Now why does this sound like an opening for a gay porn sex scene? Well Boon sure is a candidate with those disgusting horse teeth and tight jeans. So this all sounds too good to be true, and Reno soon finds out Boon's true nature! No, he's not a nude undercover clown with 5 penises but a bully. Yes, a BULLY! Everyone hates him and with good reason since he's stealing and molesting for far too long. And what can I say except that Boon is a great character. They really tried to make him as evil as they could and succeeded. Also congratulations for making him look like he was raised in a septic tank.

Now let me take a sudden move from my fascination with Boon and tell you how Raines shows love. We all know his girl is a living plant in a hospital, and it's only the second episode but why not grab fresh new panties. It' Lorenzo Lamas damn it, and he's a walking sex symbol!!! Well according to Raines, cheating is not if you "accidentally" slip a little tongue as long as mr. renegade junior doesn't come out. He just couldn't resist selling his philosophy and muscles to the sheriff's daughter. Nice move Raines.

So back to Boon. Taking Raines to a bar and showing how bad you are just isn't a good idea. Time for Boon to get his ass heavily kicked and act like Reno's whore. And you just got to love Raines's face, looking down on Boon all full of his own turd. In a matter of seconds Reno Raines is the towns hero and savior, kisses thrown at him like bananas to a monkey. But did you really expect that everything will run so smoothly? Off course not! Boon knows Vince Black's true identity and reports it to the nearest other town's sheriff who soon captures Reno. So it's prime time for Bobby Sixkiller and Cheyenne to show their "screwing with police" capabilities. Very funny scenes if you're fresh out of those diapers I always recommend you to wear. And yes there is massive cleavage again. Raines is out and desperately wants to kick Boon's hairy unshaven buttocks but that isn't going to happen! Oh my god, why is that?! Because Boon kidnapped and tied Raines's new missy kissy somewhere where nobody knows. As expected from horse teeth Boony, playing with a dirty card like that and forcing Reno to act like his whore:

Damn it, this episode is like a never ending cycle of poop. To avoid more swimming in a pool of stinkers, Reno somehow finds the girl, goes back to Boon, kicks his ass, and suddenly a completely unimportant character kills Boon with a gun and everyone is happy. And yes Reno gets more kisses in the end.

This episode sucked some major balls. Not enough action and too much cycles of endless guano. But still it has it's strong points, especially Boon and the introduction of alias Vince Black. Well you just can't hate an episode of Renegade, no matter how much it stinks! LAMAS!!!!