Amazing season one, 2 part, grand finale filled with more intestines and cheese than a regular pork machine. We shall experience brotherly love, family values, fighting in cages and Lorenzo Lamas trying to act. Indeed awesome.

Lorenzo gets aroused by a mysterious phone call! Right off, we find out about Vince's brother who is supposed to be dead, but is actually for some reason fighting with people in cage fights. Interesting story pulled straight from the script writers ass. This is told through phone by some other mister who is also supposed to be dead, carrying a tape that shows this fighting. He tells Vince to meet up at the pier, but gets shot on the way by a taxi driver with a retarded hat and nice body hair. Well even shot, the guy manages to find a car, and drive to meet Vince, give him the tape, blabber out some poop out of his mouth and die. Groovy introduction that will make you hooked to the episode right away. Oh and we learn a new nick for Vince, that his brother always used - BUZZER! Oh and I almost forgot to mention the nice flashbacks!

Bobby and Cheyenne are immediately introduced to Reno's new problem and the mission will soon begin. Basically they need to infiltrate this fighting game and find out why MITCH, Buzzer's older brother is doing such a filthy thing, and why he never visited or called. But first it's time for some tear shedding as Bobby and Reno have an emotional conversation in the bar, while Cheyenne is hacking for information. Lorenzo's performance in the bar is astounding, perfectly combining his monkey looks with the soaked eyes of despair. It's like he crapped his pants in a middle of a super market. After this monumental drama sequence, Cheyenne uncovers some information and our heroes start off with a strip joint where Reno aka Vince aka Buzzer will kick a guys ass. Interestingly enough, Cheyenne beats the nuts out of another woman in the ring while Vince was dressing up for his own fight! And yes, she still looks like a 2 cent tramp. Anyway's, they are both spotted by Jackie (the bad guys messenger, talk master and smooth player aka pooper) and Brackett (an ex-military expert who now trains bad acting ape men). Reno is presented with a challenge by Jackie, to kick 3 mexican asses for 3000 dollars. After succeeding off course, Reno is accepted into the elite fighting tournament where we will also find Mitch, later on though. Stinky socks.

We think everything is okey dokey when suddenly Vince is drugged with a truth serum and questioned. He tells everything! Okay, he wasn't asked if he wipes his ass with rabbits. As you can see in the above picture, Brackett is the one asking the questions, for security reasons ya see. Anyway's, the revelation that he's an ex cop framed for murder will soon introduce, unexpectedly, another familiar character, lieutenant DUTCH DIXON! Bad guys will use Reno as a tool so Dutch gives them the ability to have their battle games down-town. Interesting sub-plot and my toilet needs cleaning. To further put the crapper into bigger speed, Cheyenne is also undercover as a gladiator. Anyway, you might be wondering when will Reno and Mitch finally meet. Well in the ring off course, one against the other! Crap your pants, NOW!

You think the above edited screenshot is crap? Wait till you see the dialogue between the bro's. At least I hope you'll be buying the DVD box to see it. Must mention that their fight was a draw. So the point is, that Mitch the BITCH (sorry about that) has some sort of memory loss and he doesn't remember a thing! Crap your pants already? Buzzer keeps throwing at him childhood memories and Mitch slowly gets cool black and white flashbacks. HE WILL REMEMBER!!! Not much is happening for the rest of the double episode. Some stupid blabber, Bobby infiltrating the premesis as a hispanic waiter (works very well on native american), Reno finding out there's also a female undercover cop inside (serves no purpose to the story at all) and finally getting to the re-match. Naturally, Reno and Mitch unexpectedly bust everyone's ass. Oh and they blow up the baddies in a helicopter. Dutch gets away with it as usual. Let's not forget I soaked my underwear with the heart warming brotherly goodbye dialogue. Take IT!

What? You thought this smelly text of mine will be longer? Well it isn't!