Around 10 to 15 prisoners are doing outdoor labor (conveniently right next to a road), with only 2 guards looking over them. I guess it will be very hard for all of them to escape, but before that a red sports car passes by and everyone gets extremely aroused. Indeed, it's a woman - HAG! Why was such torture necessary for my eyes? Is it so hard to find a decent looking girl and tell her to drive a car for a few seconds? Why is Ben Affleck attractive like an old pubicle? Very mysterious. Amongst these jail soap fans, 3 are important for this episode. Sonny is the leader who's younger brother comes and helps them escape. Off course, news on the radio later never mention anything about the other prisoners who also escaped because - well they won't meet Vince Black so they aren't important. During these escape scenes, a major screw-up can be seen if you watch for details. SHOVEL! Right in the next scene the same thing happens but closer. Excellent stuff all the way. Oh and Sonny gets his leg shot so he and bro will go to a doctor while the other 2 go to visit Burke - a guy who got freedom by yelling out their names. Problem is that they have to wait for Sonny before doing anything and Vince is accidentally also in Burke's bar. Mind boggling!

So who are these 2 mind blowing characters?!?! Let us start with Waco, a man who almost started sucking on Vince's balls because he also like motorbikes. Very wacky, horny and with sharp shooting skills. Perfect subject for Reno Vince Raines Black's psychological games. Hard to describe it but believe me that it smells bad. Older and supposedly in charge until Sonny arrives is Mac, a tough and experienced mean son of a gun. Doesn't help him escape from Vince's mind tricks as he slowly becomes more and more nervous just like Waco. Important to note is the furious wind storm which is also the reason why Sonny is late. But more important is what this storm woke up in another character...

Bobby Sixkiller becomes SUPER INDIAN!!! Ok, not really but the flashbacks with him as a pedophile victim kid and his uncle are insanely beautiful. Bobby is the real hero of this episode, breaking through glass in his mighty indian armour. Didn't know they used shotguns though. Some might have expected more action from him because the build-up pointed in that direction but the ass greasy failure of anything spectacular is even better. Important - lots of wind in Bobby's eyes.

Back to Burke now because I just remembered a terrific scene that deals with reptile love. You see people, Burke is one of these rare masterminds who knows where to stick it in a rattlesnake. Unfortunately for him Mac hates snakes and poor rattler becomes baked lizard sausage. Tragic scene that will make your eyes pop out from all the tears. And lets not forget the sudden extra characters who wind up in the bar. What a feast of turd cake. A goody wimpy young priest and his sister plus a fake vietnam veteran (fake?! indeed!) suddenly pop in and witness the power of Vince's mind control! Waco also tries to penetrate some priest sister panties but no luck BOY! Vince will blast your ass. And what's the point of a supposed veteran who's actually a low-life fake? To build up tension when Mac tries to kill him? Or maybe because Bobby Sixkiller can become a SUPER INDIAN when the winds are good?! So remember, when you need Bobby, just fart tons of hot blasting steam out of your buttock squeezer.

Ain't he cute? Like a baby asking for a lollipop. And yes there's also Cheyenne in this episode, unnecessary and ugly as usual. So basically not too much Vince action - oh wait, not much action at all, but the breathtaking mind games and Indian spirit talk are enough for me to love this smelly slice of nut chops. And RIP to that poor rattlesnake, we will always remember the rubber you were made of.

Renegade
Season 01
Episode 07
Eye of The Storm
 
Clips:

Bobby Sixkiller goes all-out SUPER INDIAN!!!

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Sounds:

Cheyenne is talking about indian spirit!

Vince needs only a few words to make everyone nervous

That poor innocent snake!

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